From birth to eighteen, a girl needs good parents, from eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks, from thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality, and from fifty-five on she needs cash.
SOPHIE TUCKER, Women Who Date Too Much
Little Red Riding Hood and Wolf. The beauty and the beast. Just like I want it… :)
Your cuffs or mine?
Dear God,
All I want is a sizeable bank account and a skinny body. Please don’t mix them up like you did last year.
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